Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Dear Atlanta Drivers-Gripe Session and News


First...lets get my morning rant out of the way...

Dear guy in the little sports car,
please...simmer down.  Work is not going anywhere and neither is your morning half-calf, 2% milk, extra foam latte!  Get off the cell phone and drive like a human...PLEASE!

Dear Lady applying eyeliner while driving 80 mph on I-85,
please don't do that!  I know we all love eyeliner, but I worry that if something happens...like that dude in the sports car drops his fancy, super-slim, newest of the new phone while he's texting and has an accident...you will gouge your eye out! 

Dear Lady in the white Lexus riding your breaks  the. whole. way,
This is just annoying...plus I don't understand how you can simultaneously drive AND ride your breaks at the same time...like...you're not really slowing down...just giving the illusion of doing so with those break lights.  This freaks me out and makes me anxious!  Please STOP!

Dear Atlanta,
Baby Miller wants to know why you painted the Olympic torch white recently.  He thinks its because you "don't like red in town"...which is a shame since that's his favorite color.  Please add more red!

Okay...on to business...

We were able to get the Mister's new post cards up in the Squidflex shop last night!  We plan on trucking them out to the Artlantis show this weekend...but you can get a peak at them here!



We have been hard at work the past several days finishing up some new embroideries to take to this weekend's show.  I am proud to say I have managed to complete a handful of new jackalopes, a little pac man family, a Macho Man memorial peice, a Hunter S. Thompson and a Sealo the seal boy! 
Whew!
We have a few more pattern ideas, but I just don't know if we'll manage to get much more completed by Friday night. 

If you haven't already, please be sure to check our new giveaway, posted yesterday!  A winner will be chosen next Tuesday the 7th!

Over and out...



5 comments:

  1. This is completely off topic, but I saw your jackalope on the front page a little while ago. Congrats!

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  2. I saw that! Thanks for the heads up! Rachell from No Mark At All emailed me! Now if someone would simply buy another one, right!

    :)

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  3. A. Hilarious. I want to say similar things on a daily basis.

    B. LOVE the postcards!

    xo,
    melissa

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  4. If my rant could've been this good, I will rant more. Hahaha! Love your story about the eyeliner lady!

    Dita

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  5. I love the "dear lady in the white Lexus". Those are the ones that get me. Good riddance.

    xoxo
    Janee
    yellowbirdyellowbeard.blogspot.com

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